Disclaimer--I don't own Dragon Ball Z. If I did, there would be more Bulma/Vegeta moments. Instead, it's owned by Akira Toriyama, Bird Studios, and Funimation.
Disclaimers: General Hospital isn't mine. It is a soap that comes on ABC and Soapnet, and I just thought that Bulma would like it.
I did not make up Death By Chocolate ice cream. It is a real flavor of ice cream sold in Kroger stores.
This chapter has lemon in it, so if you're under 18 and/or have a parent in the room, or if reading about two people making love isn't your thing, don't read it.
Bulma's Break Up
by: Bulmafox
Chapter Three
Vegeta worked out in his newly built gravity room. He had set it to 250 times Earth�s normal gravity to make up for almost two weeks of not training. He started punching the punching bag before him. Suddenly, he saw Yamcha in the bag�s place. Vegeta punched it faster and more furiously, shouting, "You little coward! I�ll teach you to mess with Bulma!" Pretty soon he was all up on the punching bag, knocking the stuffing out of it every which way. Before he knew it, there was no more punching bag. Vegeta was surprised by how quickly he had finished it off. He moved on to the next exercise: push-ups. He barely got through the third one before something flashed through his mind. It was Bulma throwing breakables against a wall. She had just gotten back from Yamcha�s and she was furious. It was on that same day that she and Vegeta had made that deal to get Yamcha back.
A sharp pain shot through Vegeta�s left arm as he realized he had been bearing his weight on it for too long. I�m a Saiyan�no, I�m the prince of Saiyans. I shouldn�t concern myself with that silly girl. I need to focus on becoming a Super Saiyan. Vegeta turned up the gravity to 300 and attempted to train Bulma out of his mind. Every time he started one exercise, something that reminded him of Bulma would shoot through his mind, rendering him unable to finish his training. After a few attempts, Vegeta gave up and went inside the house.
Inside the house, Bulma was dressed in a pink housecoat, curled up on the couch in a giant afghan with her favorite teddy bear, eating Death By Chocolate ice cream and watching General Hospital. She heard some footsteps behind her and asked, "What do you want, Vegeta?"
"I want to extend the deal," Vegeta said.
"What deal? It�s over. The deal is off. Now, don�t you have some training to do? Those androids will be here in two and a half years."
"I thought you wanted Yamcha back."
"I thought I did, too. I guess I was wrong."
"I think you�ve been going about it all wrong."
"What do you mean?"
"You�ve been sabotaging his dates, and that didn�t work. Now if you had a new boyfriend to parade around, then maybe it will work."
"Surely you don�t mean you, do you?...Oh my gosh, you do! This is too much for me. I�ll have to think about it."
By the end of the day, Bulma had answer. She said, "All right, I�ll give it another try, but there�s no way I�m letting you be recognized."
Vegeta used a line Bulma used two weeks earlier. "I know. That�s why I�m buying disguises."
Bulma and Vegeta started following Yamcha around on his dates on a regular basis. It started out pretty much the same way as before, but as time passed, Bulma noticed that she often forgot about Yamcha when she was with Vegeta. Soon, Bulma and Vegeta started going places where one of them knew Yamcha wouldn�t be, just to be with the other. A few months passed by before Bulma reached--or more to the point, allowed herself to reach�a startling revelation: she was attracted to�maybe even in love with�Vegeta.
Ten months after they had extended their �deal�, Bulma and Vegeta returned to the restaurant La Roma Italia. They had followed Yamcha and some girl named Trisha there. Bulma and Vegeta had just gotten their dinners when Bulma debated on whether to tell Vegeta how she felt about him. On one hand, Vegeta could feel the same way, and I�ll end up with a really cool boyfriend. On the other hand, he could kill me right here and now. Oh, why not? I mean what�s the worst that can happen? "Vegeta, I have to tell you something," Bulma said nervously, "I...think I�m in love with you."
Vegeta almost fell out of his chair. "You-you�re what?"
Bulma started rambling. "Of course if you don�t feel the same way I completely understand after all you are a Saiyan no I mean the prince of Saiyans and I know we�re here on business but I was just gonna burst if I didn�t tell you right now!"
Vegeta waited a moment for it to process, then he said, "Who said anything about business?"
"So you�re not going to kill me?"
"No."
"But-but what about Yamcha? I mean, didn�t we follow him here?"
"Did you ever stop to think that it might be a coincidence? That I might want to bring you here? That maybe, just maybe I...have feelings for you too?"
It was Bulma�s turn to fall out of her chair. "You-you do?"
Vegeta blushed furiously. "Yes," he mumbled.
"Why didn�t you tell me, you dork?! You could have spared me the suspense!"
"Because I am a Saiyan! I am not supposed to be feeling these emotions. Why, my father would kill me if he were alive."
"But he isn�t alive, and you�re on Earth now. No one is going to laugh at you for falling in love, and it doesn�t make you weak, either. Why, Goku has a wife and a son, and he�s the strongest man I know."
"I know that, but I�m still a Saiyan�"
"Hold that thought. Here comes Yamcha." Bulma pulled Vegeta down as far as she could and kissed him until she was sure Yamcha was gone.
When they got back up, Vegeta told Bulma, "With the way you kiss, I�m surprised that worm hasn�t run back to you by now."
"That�s because Yamcha�s stupid."
A few minutes later, Yamcha came out of the men�s room, so this time Vegeta pulled Bulma down. Yamcha slowed down as he went by Bulma and Vegeta�s table. I could swear I�ve seen him somewhere before, Yamcha thought. He noticed a black spike standing straight up. That spike! I know that spike! That�s Vegeta over there!! Why�d she go with him?
As soon as Yamcha left the table, Bulma and Vegeta got up and Bulma said in awe, "Wow, I didn�t know you could kiss like that."
Vegeta said, "I�m full of surprises."
"Come on, let�s get out of here", Bulma said. She paid for the dinner, then she and Vegeta left. While Vegeta was flying Bulma home, Bulma thought about what had happened in the past few minutes. She had quite literally risked her life by telling Vegeta that she had fallen in love with him. To her total surprise, Vegeta basically told her that he felt the same way. Now Vegeta was flying her home, and all thoughts of Yamcha flew out of her mind.
"We�re home", Vegeta said as he landed on the porch. He opened the door and walked into the house, with Bulma still in his arms. Vegeta closed the door behind him and carried Bulma up the stairs.
"...Vegeta, where are we going?" Bulma asked.
"You�ll see", Vegeta hinted. They finally arrived at Bulma�s bedroom. Vegeta lay Bulma on her bed and took his shirt off. He asked Bulma, "You're not scared, are you?"
Bulma looked at Vegeta and said squarely, "No, I'm not", fully aware of what was going to happen next.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure."
"Good", Vegeta said. He bent down and kissed Bulma's neck, going from her collarbone all the way to her lips. When Vegeta finally reached Bulma's lips, he slipped her shirt over her head, then his hands traveled down her back...and he started fumbling for a bra hook that didn't exist.
Bulma felt Vegeta trying to find an imaginary bra hook, so she took his hand off her and explained, "Vegeta, this isn't a regular bra; it's a sports bra. All you have to do is slip it off over my head, like this. See?" Bulma removed her sports bra.
Bulma sat upright, and she and Vegeta stared at each other. Vegeta was trying to remember whether or not he had ever seen Bulma topless before, and he realized that he hadn't. Bulma, on the other hand, had seen Vegeta's bare chest plenty of times, but never this closely before. She studied his chest intently, and wondered why she had never noticed it in this way before.
"What are you staring at, woman?" Vegeta asked.
"Your chest", Bulma answered.
"Why? You've seen it before."
"But I've never seen it this closely before. And..." Bulma said in a deeply seductive voice, "I've *never* seen it... like *this*... before", as she traced her finger up and down his chest.
Vegeta said wickedly, "Well, I better take off the rest of my clothes so you'll stop staring."
"Uh huh, I guess you better do that", Bulma said nonchalantly as she slowly unzipped Vegeta's pants. He got the hint and stood up to let her take them off. She slid her hands all down his legs on the way down. When she reached the bottom, she tugged at his pants a couple times before she realized Vegeta still had his shoes on. Bulma quickly pulled off Vegeta's socks and shoes, then she slid his pants all the way off.
After Bulma removed Vegeta's pants, she moved her hands back up his legs, stopping at his thighs. Bulma brushed her fingers up and down the inside of his thighs, then she moved up to his abdomen, put her hands down Vegeta's underwear, and started playing with his manhood. She could feel Vegeta getting harder as she played with it. She also noticed that Vegeta was breathing faster, and his hips started to involuntarily move.
"Come on, Bulma", Vegeta exclaimed, "When are you gonna stop? You're * tan*talizing me!"
"That's the point", Bulma said. She played with it just a little longer, then she finally pulled off his underwear, in the same manner that she had pulled off his pants.
When Bulma was done, Vegeta started undressing her. Since Bulma was already half naked and Vegeta was aroused, it didn't take long for him to remove the rest of her clothes. He was eager to make love to Bulma.
After Vegeta finished undressing her, Bulma lay down on the bed and closed her eyes, waiting for something wonderful to happen. Instead, she felt a mechanical up-and-down motion as he went inside her. Bulma opened her eyes only to see Vegeta doing push ups on her.
"...Vegeta? What are you doing?" Bulma asked.
"I'm having sex", Vegeta answered.
"But it's cold and mechanical."
"So? At least I'm not crushing you."
"Oh, is *that* what this is about? Don't worry, Vegeta, I can handle it."
"But you know I'm a lot stronger than you."
"Remember...Yamcha, my *old* boyfriend?"
"Oh...him. So, how do I know if I'm going too far?"
"I'll say so. I have an idea. You start out slowly, and I'll let you know when you've got it right. Oh, and do more than one thing at once. It'll make it interesting."
Vegeta took Bulma's advice. He went into her very slowly at first, then gradually increased in speed and intensity while gauging Bulma's reaction. When he saw that he wasn't hurting her after all, he kissed her mouth, going from there all the way down her neck while his hand slowly traveled down the front of her body, from her shoulders, to her breasts, down her stomach, and to her thighs.
When Vegeta reached Bulma's thigh, she removed his hand and placed it right between her legs. Vegeta got the idea, and started caressing all around the area. After a few minutes, Vegeta noticed that Bulma was breathing faster and more heavily. Vegeta didn't know what to make of that, and he stopped.
"Aw, Vegeta, why'd you stop?" Bulma complained, "I was just about to come."
"Come where?" Vegeta asked.
Bulma looked at him in disbelief. *Has he never had a woman before? Kami, he's just like Goku* She thought, though she knew better than to say it aloud. She tried to find a way to explain what it was. "It's not a place...it's when someone...reaches their peak."
"Their peak?"
"Yes. You'll know when it happens, and believe me, you want it to happen."
"Oh..." Vegeta said, though he cringed inwardly. He hated looking stupid in front of anyone, especially her. He continued doing what he'd been doing. When he was done, Vegeta moved up Bulma's body and started playing with her breasts. He smirked as he watched her get all aroused. When she was sufficiently built up, Vegeta returned to her privates. His hand stumbled onto one *very* special little place, and he noticed Bulma suddenly catch her breath. He got the hint and rubbed it between his fingers. Vegeta noticed that Bulma was almost at her breaking point. When Vegeta saw that Bulma was *this* close to it, he quickly and rhythmically moved inside her.
"Oh my Kami!" Bulma shouted as she reflexively sat up. She and Vegeta moved in sync with each other, fast and furiously, for a few seconds.
When she finally calmed down, Vegeta asked, "So, did you come?" knowing full well that she did.
"...Yes..." Bulma answered, dazed.
"How would you like to come again?"
"Is that even possible?"
"You mean you're *used* to that loser boyfriend of yours pleasing you only once per night?"
"What boyfriend?" Bulma asked blankly, "Oh, right. Yamcha."
"Listen, that fool doesn't even know anything. I'll show you I'm far better than him," Vegeta boasted.
"That's all fine and good", Bulma said, "But now it's my turn." She leaned forward and pinned Vegeta to the bed. Bulma gave Vegeta a long, passionate kiss on the lips, and then slowly kissed her way to his groin. She traced her finger all around before heading to his manhood. She played with it for a while, lightly brushing her fingers up and down, and circling its head, before placing herself atop Vegeta.
Vegeta was obviously very aroused. When Bulma caressed his chest and shoulders, that did it for him. He convulsively went in and out of Bulma quickly.
They both moved in and out of each other for a few minutes, then Bulma started moaning softly. Vegeta noticed this and he gradually moved faster. The faster Vegeta moved, the faster and louder Bulma moaned, and pretty soon, Bulma came again. "Oh, yes...yes!...*yes! Vegeta!*" Bulma shouted.
"I told you that you could have more than one", Vegeta whispered.
"Yes...you were right", Bulma whispered back.
After Bulma caught her breath, they went for another round.
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Much later, Bulma just happened to glance at her alarm clock. It read 3:00 AM. "Oh my gosh, Vegeta, we've been going at it for *four hours!*"
"So? I'm a Saiyan", Vegeta said, "We can go longer if you want."
"I *really* must get to sleep now. I don't want to sleep the day away."
"Hm. Very well. Good night", Vegeta said. He kissed Bulma good night and went to sleep, with Bulma's head resting on Vegeta's chest.
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The next morning, Bulma woke up fairly early. She was only half awake, and she saw a man's face next to hers. Instantly, the first word that came out of her mouth was, "Vegeta?" Bulma jolted wide awake .Vegeta?? Wasn't I supposed to say Yamcha? I know that I just had sex with Vegeta, but still...maybe it's a sign. Maybe I'm over Yamcha now. I really don't blame me. I mean, Yamcha's nice and all, but he cheats on me. Vegeta doesn't. He's smart, loyal, handsome...and so good in bed. And last night was incredible! When I was with him, it was like the world didn't exist, much less Yamcha. I wish we could've gone on longer. You know what? Yamcha isn't worth all the trouble I went through for him. I deserve better, much better.
Vegeta stirred around and mumbled, "Hmm?"
"What?" Bulma asked.
"You called out my name a minute ago, that's what."
"Oh...I just wanted to see if you were still here, that�s all."
"Of course I am. Why wouldn�t I be?"
The phone rang a few minutes later. Bulma picked it up and said, "Hello?"
"Bulma, you�re up?" the person on the other end asked.
"Chi Chi, is that you? What are you doing up so early?"
"�Early�? I sent Gohan to school three hours ago. Anyway, I don�t feel like making breakfast, so do you mind if I come over?"
"Sure, I don�t mind."
"Okay, thanks. I�ll see you in half an hour. Bye, Bulma."
"Bye, Chi Chi," Bulma said. She hung up the phone and lay in bed for a few minutes, until she realized how short thirty minutes could be. She tried to wake Vegeta up. "Vegeta, wake up. Chi Chi�s coming over here in half an hour."
Vegeta moaned and mumbled, "Just five more minutes."
"While we�re still young, Vegeta," Bulma said impatiently.
"Just a bit longer," Vegeta protested.
"Now, Vegeta!" Bulma yelled. She pulled the covers off of Vegeta.
"All right! I�m up, I�m up," Vegeta said rather sleepily.Bulma giggled. "I see I'm not the only one worn out from last night."
Bulma and Vegeta hurried up and got dressed, Vegeta threw on some training shorts he found lying on the floor, and Bulma changed clothes completely, lest her friend find out what she had done last night. When the half-hour was up, Bulma went downstairs to greet Chi Chi.
"Oh hi, Chi Chi. Come on in," Bulma said. She ushered Chi Chi into the kitchen and started making breakfast, something she never did without messing up or burning something.
Chi Chi noticed that there was something different about Bulma. She was perkier than usual, and she actually was not burning anything. Chi Chi suspected Bulma had been up to something, so she asked, "Bulma, will you turn around right quick?"
Bulma turned around. "Sure, but why did you want me to turn around?"
As soon as Bulma turned around, Chi Chi said, "I knew it! You did the naughty with someone last night, didn't you?"
Bulma blushed slightly. "What makes you say that?"
"Come on, Bulma, I'm your best friend here. I can read you like a book. Your face is giving it away."
"All right then, what does it say?"
"It says you slept with a man last night and he was really good. So, who was it? Who's the lucky man, Bulma?"
"None of your business."
Right around then, Vegeta passed through the kitchen and went out the back door.
Chi Chi's eyes widened and she said, "Vegeta?! You slept with Vegeta?? Oh my, I need some fresh air!" She fanned herself as she slumped in her chair.
"Th-that's not true! He just came over to use the gravity room, that's all."
"My, how convenient."
"It's true! I built a spare gravity room and Vegeta broke his, so he came over to use mine."
"Uh-huh, sure, whatever you say, Bulma."
When Chi Chi and Bulma finished breakfast, Chi Chi went home, finally convinced that Bulma had not been with Vegeta the previous night. Bulma breathed a big sigh of relief and brought Vegeta some breakfast. Vegeta poked at it and asked, "You didn't cook this, did you?"
"Don't worry, it's all edible."
While Vegeta ate his breakfast, Bulma told him, "You know you almost got us found out, don't you?"
"But I didn't."
"That's not the point. I had to tell Chi Chi the mother of all lies to get us out of this one. Next time, don't be so careless."
"Next time, don't invite her over for breakfast."
"What was I supposed to say? 'Gee Chi Chi, I'd love to, but I just slept with a man everybody hates and I'm wiped out'? I don't think so."
"Fine, be that way!" Vegeta said. A few minutes later, he asked, "So what are you going to do about that boyfriend of yours?"
"What do you mean? It's over. I'm breaking up with him."
"What? Is that so?"
"Yes. In fact, I'm going to break up with him tonight."
Later that evening, Bulma met Yamcha on a street corner a few blocks from her house. "Yamcha," Bulma said, "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
Yamcha said, "I know why. It's Vegeta, isn't it? I saw him at the restaurant last night. You kept saying I was paranoid, but I'm not. I can just imagine what you two did when you got home." Yamcha grabbed Bulma by the collar and shouted, "You did it, didn't you?! You slept with Vegeta! You did, didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you!"
A low, rough voice behind Yamcha growled, "Put her down, now."
Yamcha turned around and told Vegeta, "Who do you think you are, messing with my girlfriend like that?"
Vegeta said, "She's not your girlfriend anymore, so leave her alone!" and punched Yamcha square in the nose, knocking him down.
Bulma and Vegeta walked away, and Vegeta gave Bulma a long kiss showing she has his now. Yamcha's head drooped as he realized he had lost Bulma forever.